I know funny people who say funny things (particularly when drunk). So without further ado:
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Berggren:
I deserve some boom boom.
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Gina:
Then get me some fuckin' tacos.
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Todd:
I just paid $111 for you to eat out on your birthday.
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Travis:
Technically, you paid $111 for the whole family to eat out.
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Todd:
Technically, we ate at Olive Garden because you wanted to eat here.
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Travis:
Well, technically, you shouldn't have had sex with Mom about 20 years ago.
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Richie:
I thought it was just a walk-in closet.
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Todd:
I like it when people piss on my clothes.
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Me:
We wanted to steal your Dirt Devil, but we couldn't find the charger.
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Todd:
Yeah, that's because I need to steal the charger from work. We have the same model Dirt Devil.
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Todd:
You're scaring them with your bone videos.
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Leslie:
She's exploring, and if she wants to be in love with me, that's great. I appreciate her honesty.
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Todd:
Richie, you've lived in other places, right?
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Richie:
If you call Irvine other places.
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Fatima:
Remember when freaking was a dance?
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Rick:
Is it still called freaking?
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Kit:
No, it's called teen pregnancy now.
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Me:
How is this organized? By song name?
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Richie:
What?! Pick a different way of sorting.
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Richie:
Yeah, I don't know why I needed a coaster for it so bad.
